Tuesday 30 June 2009

News

Wallabies high on opium poppies make crop circles in Tasmania – you learn something every day, Australia makes half of the world's legal opium came as news to me.

This is bizarre, turns out that if you drink 4 to 10 litres of cola per day then you can paralyse your lungs – I would have thought that obesity would have done for your long before that; or maybe it was diet cola?

The aptly named French rugby union player Mathieu Bastareaud (pronounced Bastard?) claimed that his facial injuries had been caused by 4 or 5 men beating him up at the end of a night out in Wellington New Zealand. Now, there are some parts of the UK where this could be believed but New Zealand – WTF?

After being shown cctv footage of him returning safely to his hotel he came clean and admitted that he had drunk too much and fell over in his hotel room; Bastareaud added “that he had not wanted to upset his family, who are deeply religious”.

Three wolf T shirt sales soar at Amazon following a joke review.

2 comments:

Sezme said...

A Frenchman with the name of Bastard...heh...'nuff said.

The t-shirt story is a good funny! I loved the fake review. "Attracts women."

I can tell you that my dad loves those types of shirts...they ain't attracting the ladies. :)

DBA Dude said...

rt, Those Frenchies ...

I did not think that a t-shirt could work that way - fun story though.