Thursday, 4 September 2008

News

You are having a stressful day so you decide to take a comfort break in your local “evil empire” coffee shop and exit with your beverage of choice, having forgotten to retrieve your fully loaded firearm. Still, close encounters with Tony Blair are probably inclined to turn your brain to mush.

Meanwhile in China an Asian elephant has been cured of heroin addiction after a year long methadone program. What intrigues me about this tale is how the police officers concluded that it was suffering from heroin withdrawal, do they see a lot of elephant addicts over there?

Another tale of oversized mammals abusing drugs comes in from Japan.

There are some cute photos of frogs in this report, worth watching the sounds made by the smoky jungle frog when it gets picked up.

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