The moral of this first story is do not mess with women from Merseyside, as this one is jailed for ripping off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands.
The Sun newspaper has posted a video on their web site which (allegedly) shows Amy Winehouse smoking crack in a glass pipe. This had now been uploaded to the UK YouTube - all that I can say about this is Quelle Surprise, rock star does drugs.
Yet more citizen’s data has gone missing after an MOD laptop was stolen last Friday, and in a stable door being bolted after the horses have long disappeared into the sunset moment, the government issue a edict that only encrypted data may now be removed from secure premises.
This is the same government that want to introduce an ID card scheme where they will hold all sorts of information on us in three databases “your details will be safe with us” - I do not think so.
To counteract the doom and gloom of the previous three stories a group in the US has carried out a study of library cafes. The highlight of this report has to be the analysis of how much of the cafes revenues are generated by selling fruit!
Maybe they have been smoking the same stuff as Amy?
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6 comments:
1. No mercy in Merseyside. OUCH! (No man is worth jail time.)
2. What a waste of talent. Perhaps this gal can be a better version/replacement.
3. Ugh.
4. Ummm...how about a study of how many people wear one brown shoe and one black shoe. That would be just as interesting, eh?
thanks to the goddesses that bitch is "in no way a violent person." Scary to think what she would have done if she HAD been violent!!!
I love Amy's music, but gawd, is she ever looking rough!!! Seriously - she looks homeless and haggy. Feel sad for her, really.
As for the government being worthy of trust with our most personal information-- what absolute twaddle. It's funny how upside-down western life is becoming-- where we are constantly at the mercy of a government which is in no way accountable and money mad and out to grab more power. Can you think of an emerging democracy we can all move to?
rt, thanks for the link I really enjoyed that. I really need to find some dumb ass study to do and get paid tons of cash to carry it out over a ten year period.
Phlegmmy, Yep, have not been able to uncross my legs since reading that one.
The phrase crack whore springs to mind when seeing miss w.
Not off the top of my head, what we need to do is win the lottery big time, buy an island an set up our own free state.
ooooh! may I head the ministry of footwear on our new island nation???
Phlegmmy, I can think of nobody better qualified for the post, consider it part of your portfolio.
This could get me into trouble with Irish Lass, but she will be too busy with health - as she is a doctor.
I'd hate to hurt a healer in a cat-fight. Yeah, I'm sure she'd have more important matters to attend. Plus it'd give me an occupation.
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